Saggy

I don't think I've actually dropped a size yet, but my pants are definitely fitting more loosely than before. It's great, except for the "Hey! I just pooped in my drawers!" look that I get in the back. I don't have one of those fantastic sticky-out butts; mine, as my friend Nathan once said, is a Montana Ass: wide and flat.

Other than that...not much to report. I'm still feeling good, despite not being able to exercise. I'm meeting with my surgeon tomorrow; hopefully he'll schedule my operation soon so I can get all of this over with.